vogon poetry

i found this while trawling the net at the beeb's hitchhiker's guide webpages:



Patience
or the lack of the same

What is patience?
I cannot say.
If it were a bird, so be it.

But it is not.

While feeling like a
wrapping of bubble gum,
can be fun,
it usually ain't.

But in the gurgling innards
of my sorrow, I can only feel those innards gurgling.

And life is like that. Most of the time. And when it's not...

Well, so be it.


By V'uarnet

it's a fan's (hm, maybe not a fan, how do you tell) idea of poetry so bad it matches Vogon standards.